{"id":932,"date":"2010-04-04T20:39:21","date_gmt":"2010-04-04T18:39:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ofcourseimright.com\/?p=932"},"modified":"2010-04-04T20:39:34","modified_gmt":"2010-04-04T18:39:34","slug":"happy-passovereaster-now-lets-stop-arguing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ofcourseimright.com\/?p=932","title":{"rendered":"Happy Passover\/Easter.  Now let&#8217;s stop arguing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-933\" title=\"Vorlon\" src=\"http:\/\/www.ofcourseimright.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/Vorlon.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"132\" height=\"202\" \/>Listen: Jews and Christians aren&#8217;t all THAT different.  Both believe that the Messiah will come, only for Christians it will be the second time.  First of all, of all disputes to have, it seems to me it&#8217;s like arguing over whether or not God visited the 7-11 one extra time.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, it&#8217;s easily resolved: when he gets here, ask the the Messiah, &#8220;Hey, have you been here before?&#8221;\u00a0  Of course, then the \u201cI <em>told<\/em> you so\u201ds will begin.\u00a0 Oh- and if he answers, &#8220;I&#8217;ve always been here,&#8221; then he&#8217;s not a Messiah, but a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Vorlon\">Vorlon<\/a>.\u00a0 And if it&#8217;s Ragnarok, then the Norwegians can really get a good laugh at the bunch of us.\u00a0 And if nothing happens, we can all continue arguing.\u00a0 What Fun!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Listen: Jews and Christians aren&#8217;t all THAT different. Both believe that the Messiah will come, only for Christians it will be the second time. First of all, of all disputes to have, it seems to me it&#8217;s like arguing over whether or not God visited the 7-11 one extra time. Anyway, it&#8217;s easily resolved: when &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/ofcourseimright.com\/?p=932\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Happy Passover\/Easter.  Now let&#8217;s stop arguing&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":172,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[320],"tags":[74],"class_list":["post-932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-religion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ofcourseimright.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/932","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ofcourseimright.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ofcourseimright.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ofcourseimright.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/172"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ofcourseimright.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=932"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/ofcourseimright.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/932\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":938,"href":"https:\/\/ofcourseimright.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/932\/revisions\/938"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ofcourseimright.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ofcourseimright.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ofcourseimright.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}