Taxation and Representation

Janet Flanner, Expatriate in ParisMany people have asked me what it’s like living in Switzerland, and how life differs from that of outside the United States. Some of the big differences are how one interacts with the U.S. government itself, and with the States. Let’s discuss two examples over the next few days and whether or not they are fair, the first one being everyone’s favorite subject, taxes.

Here’s one way things don’t change: no matter where you live in the world, if you are a U.S. citizen who receives any sort of income above a very minimal amount, you have to file a tax return. U.S. stands alone in this nearly unique way among other governments. In most other cases you only file taxes (if required at all) in the country in which you reside. However, just because one has to fill out paperwork doesn’t mean one ends up paying the same taxes one would pay as a resident.

The U.S. philosophy is basically this: if you’re paying taxes somewhere else, and you’re not actually working in America, then you can reduce your tax burden by the amount paid. That means that if you never travel to America and the tax rate is higher than what you would pay as a U.S. resident, you pay nothing. On the other hand, if you do visit and work during that visit, then that money is subject to tax. And if the American tax rate is higher than the country in which you reside, you end up paying the difference. It’s more complicated than that (there are housing credits, limits on those credits, an income exclusion, etc), but that’s the jist.

Is any of this easy? No. The amount of paperwork expatriates often have to complete for taxes can measure into the kilograms, just for simple returns. In addition, different tax systems may cause substantial amounts of confusion due to when obligations occur, and when tax bills are finalized, requiring substantial revision over time. And don’t even get me started if you have a more complex situation, like say stock options, whose value has to be accounted for between the time they were granted and the amount of time you’ve spent in the states.

Is this fair? It says that as a U.S. citizen you still have a societal obligation no matter where you live. If you are a citizen and have never lived in the U.S., it may seem unfair. But the government is supposed to be there to protect you if you get into trouble; and you also get to vote for your senator, congressman, and in the presidential race. Certainly to me this seems fair. Citizenship has its responsibilities. In Switzerland, for instance, male citizens must serve in the armed service. It would be unfair if expatriates had to pay a higher rate than other citizens. Depending on your point of view, that has in part taken place, but not to the point that it has impacted me personally.

The IRS has attempted to simplify things somewhat, and you can see their attempt here.

Taxis in NYC

Anyone who has ever been to New York City knows it’s a trip, and anyone who has ever taken a New York City taxi has had an adventure.  We had one such adventure yesterday. We were with my grandfather in New York City. A few of us don’t walk well, and so we needed a cab to go a relatively short distance.

What you’re looking at is 2nd Ave. We were at the green dot and wanted to go to the red dot. That’s between three and four blocks. And so it’s a bit hard to imagine, but the taxi cab got lost. He figured out that he was lost when both my grandfather and I started yelling at him, “You’re going the wrong way!

Meter off.

Back in the U.S.S.R.

You may have thought the Soviet Union long dead, and thus it should be, but it is not.  When the Berlin Wall tumbled, so did an entire corrupt way of life for many bureaucrats and butchers.  But under Boris Yeltsin an entire new wave of corruption came to exist in the form of the oligarghs.  The reaction to those thieves was Vladamir Putin, who even though his puppet has been installed, still runs the show in Moscow.

Under Putin, yet another wave of thugery has gone on.  One cannot criticize the government.  Crime still runs rampant, only now it’s organized.  Gangs run massive botnets.  The Soviets have kicked out all foreign entrepeneurs they don’t like (read: anyone who invested in oil).  And now the coup de grace: they are attacking their neighbors in Georgia.

President Bush has stood idly by and let all of this happen.  The real threat isn’t Iraq, it’s Mr. Putin and his thugs.  Perhaps he’s scared of getting beat up for saying these sorts of things.  I am.

Conversation with a god

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Of those who like The Lord of the Rings trilogy, only some can stomach The Silmarillion.  Tolkien was able to keep people rapt with attention in the former, but the latter is for die hards who wanted to understand how it all fit together.  I fall into the latter camp, but even so it took me several tries to get through.  Here now is an imaginary interview with the head honcho of that book, Eru Illuvatar, copied without permission from Gods Gossip, the god trade rag.

GG: So Eru, what makes you different from other gods?

E: Well, to start with, I give away the ending in the beginning.  Most gods try to keep all their cards to themselves, revealing only obliquely their designs.  Not me.  You get through the first chapter and you know where we end up.  I’m a little cagey about where things end up, of course.

GG: For example?

E: I all but told that schnook Melkor what’s going to happen.  He had a choice.  They all had choices. He could have not gone into the world.  Others didn’t.  He had the crap kicked out of him.  Twice!  I guess I gave him mush for brains.

GG: Your colleagues approach creation differently.  Are you a moral god?

E: I like to think so.  But I really don’t need to be in the bedroom of every elf, man, or (so help myself) dwarves.  And really to me it has never been about who kills who.  If it were, the theme would have been sedate, and I probably would have fallen asleep creating the world, and that wouldn’t have been good.  And all this praying.  I mean really.  Does anyone think I really am not paying attention?  No sycophants for me in my world.  Except for Manwë.

GG: You say you don’t care who kills who.  But then what was your goal?

E: I like balance.  Perhaps it’s not balance between good or evil as my unofficial biographer had put it, but just about power.  Melkor set himself up to topple everyone else, and then his successor tried the same thing.  In the end it was a close call in both cases.  I know it looks like I couldn’t

GG: How successful would you rate yourself on your ability to achieve balance?

E: Quite successful.  I mean it took two midgets and a lunatic to tip the scales.

GG: People always wonder about wizards.  Can you say a bit more about them?

E: Wizard this and that.  The biggest mistake a god can make is going the wizard route.  It’s really hard to achieve balance if you have a few people who have more weight than the others.  I mean, look at Harry Potter.  Why is he so great as opposed to others?  It really does gnaw at me.

GG: I’m sorry – I meant your wizards.

E: Emm.  Right.  Well, I really didn’t want them to play a big role in my world.  Really they were meant to be more of an information conduit, so that elves and men took the hint that there might yet be a problem.  I only gave them a little something extra to get peoples’ attention, but then my mind wandered in song.  As you’ve no doubt noticed, I gave free will to everyone, so far as they could tell.  Heh.

GG: Got a favorite god you look up to?

E: Me.  Who else?

GG: Right.  Just joking.  Thanks for taking the time with us today.

E: I take the time every day.